Bert Baker’s Cunnilingus.

OK… I will refrain from using a picture in this case… or… OK, I will use it, but open it at your own risk. I will keep it small and you can view it in it’s big size if you want. I will have you want to be memory wiped with that thing from Men in Black.

 

There. Now it’s so small you can avoid it :D Now, the game that we did over the weekend is not something you would want to play on a Sunday afternoon with your family around you. It is not a party game, it is not a social game. You can call it an educational game or an experimental game (Why? because you use your tongue, that’s why).

Now, this is a game that is different from what you would play normally. It has no graphics and the only way you know what you are doing is through audio output. The objective of the game, is to pleasure a woman by stimulating her lady parts with your fingers and (hopefully) your tongue. In short, you will rub the hell out of your iPhone.

The game is split into three stages: the first stage has you rubbing the sides of the phone with both fingers, one at each side. Doing so correctly has her moaning. Making mistakes has her ask you to perform better. After rubbing her a while, she will ask you to start stimulating the top of your phone. I guess you could imagine why. After managing to stimulate her through the second stage, she will ask you to lick the middle of the phone, where one of her most sensitive lady part is. You will have to go through all of these by rubbing the sides, the top and running your tongue down the centre of the phone. You win the game by having her achieve her climax.

There is no menu, no exit, so far it is just a straight forward jump-into simulation. That is also why we aren’t even thinking of taking it to the app store (plus the ridiculous amount of money apple asks for developing to which we say: Not Today!). So you’re left with the description, a couple of sounds and a presentation in the dark: since it is appropriate with the game. Enjoy ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vn2D0CCaYNs#t=5m00s

I mention it again: enter at your own risk ;)

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